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FINAL FAT UPDATE:

Though the Amish Fat Club is, officially, over, we wanted to let you know that, unofficially, the fat continues to fly off Hezkiah's frame. Word on the street is "bird," but after bird, the other word on the street is that losing weight isn't all that hard, but keeping it off is the REAL challenge. Well, Hezekiah has risen to said challenge like a Digiorno!

At last check, Brother Hezekiah X has lost over 71 pounds. That is more than some people weigh (like professional models, and anyone named after a color). To show the dramatic difference, here are two photos of Hezekiah side by side. One from 2005, and one from 2006, both with his shirt open and/or off: 

Hezekiah X

Hezekiah in April of 2005

Hezekiah X

Hezekiah in March of 2006

While suspicions may be circulating that Hezekiah also lost at least five pounds in body hair, there is no denying that his physique is greatly improved. Hezekiah has received so many inquiries as to how he achieved this miraculous weight loss that he decided to pen a book. A publishing deal is currently in negotiation. We hope to announce the details soon.

How I Stopped Being A Great Big Fat Ass - By Hezekiah X

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